Quer uma garota perfeita? Compra uma Barbie (articulada, linda, manipulada e não pensa). Porque eu tenho defeitos, personalidade própria e capacidade mental. Sou completamente diferente do que imagina, posso chegar mais longe do que pensa, pois eu penso diferente de qualquer um e você ainda pode se surpreender.
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